The spring is sprung, the grass is riz

And here we are on another fine Monday morning. Rather like the Red Queen, I find myself with six impossible things to do before breakfast. Fantastic.

Unfortunately my focus is quite distracted by the woman on the bus opposite me with the horrible shoes. By now my postion on Ugg boots should be clear (Just Say No) but I'd like to add to that forbidden list all shoes with turned up toes. It may have worked on the Sultan's Grand Vizier, honey, but it does nothing whatsoever for you.

You know, I sometimes think I should give up the day job and just concentrate my efforts on Improving Other People's Lives. It's important to play to one's strengths after all.