Oh my god, I have to share my flat with a BOY. A BOY! You know, the ones that aren't girls! The ones with the big feet and the beer and the strange music and the hairgel and the general BOYness! What about all my lovely girl things? What if they catch Boyism?? What if I do???
Oh my god! Where will I put on my facemasks? Where will I keep the Secret Boxes full of memorabilia of Boyfriends Past? What if he finds the bodies under the patio? What on earth will he say when he discovers that not all of my underwear is boyfriend friendly??
Oh my GOD, what if he has Secret Memorabilia too? (... if it's in my flat, it's fair game, right?)
Thursday 27 March 2008
A boy? a Boy??
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Sometimes you work too hard. You should groove to the Elvis vibe more often.
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