Well, you have to start somewhere.

On my way to work this morning the heel of my shoe wedged itself into a crack in the middle of the Farringdon Road. As I knelt on the tarmac wrestling to get the bloody thing loose, cars honking like this was the most unreasonable thing they'd ever seen and half the pedestrians in the area stopping to point and laugh (just you wait, my friend, it'll be your turn tomorrow), it crossed my mind that this has really happened once too often. If I don't start keeping a record, even I'm going to start thinking I was making it up.

I hope I'm going to learn as we go, but I can't make any promises.